I have sex with furniture: shameful fleshlight masturbator
Fleshlight is like a Fleshlight Motion with a false vagina. You have fleshlight masturbator. I made an inanimate object, so you don't have to do this, these are my results. I feel dirty
I'm actually checking out two different products with Fleshlight: Fleshlight Motion and Can in a Can. But they're just different versions of the same rubber vagina. Can in a Can put a fake vagina into a large fake beer Can, and the Fleshlight Motion just mentioned gives you a leather-wrapped box that you Can stick with as you make it.
In theory, there's nothing wrong with using objects to help stimulate your solos. After all, it's perfectly acceptable for women to have fun toys. But male sex toys never really caught on. Now that I've used it, I can see why.
What are you literally doing
These things don't feel right when it comes down to it. They are made of rubber and are definitely not like human body parts. They try to make up for this by instructing you to soak them in warm water and then use a whole bunch of lubricants, but in fact, you're still on a piece of fucking rubber, and there's nothing you can do to trick your body into thinking otherwise.
Do you really want to go through the process of soaking a fake vagina in water, lubricating it and then going to town? Have you ever wondered what will happen when you finish? My friend, this is not a tissue cleanser. You need to go to the sink to rinse your rubber vagina and its plastic shell. Imagine, imagine how you feel about yourself at that moment. Think of that picture? It's worse than that. Believe me.
Save the shame
But if you're really interested in these things, I can see how the gender in the can can be proven. It's very discreet, and it's one of those things that can easily be hidden behind a sock drawer. For me, tell you what's good and what's bad. But Fleshlight Motion, that's too much.
Seriously, where should you put this thing? The best hiding you can do is put it in your closet, and even then it takes up a lot of space. If a potential mate comes along, a giant leather sex toy is the ultimate spoiler. I mean, how can you really prove a huge box with a vagina? At least if you have a creepy sex room with all kinds of wedges and swings, it indicates that you are having sex with another person. It's an extreme dedication to a party that only invites you and your penis.
If you can stay excited when you see this thing from above, then you are a better person than I am. Really, nothing kills a person faster than getting into the ball of self-awareness. A piece of furniture.
At the end of the day, these Fleshlights make me appreciate the classic stand by twitching with your hand. I mean, it's so perfect. It fits well, you can adjust the tightness, it's always at body temperature, it's free, there's no need to hide it. You can't improve that.