You finally decided to make yourself the toy of your dreams: suction cup dildo. This beautiful sucker dildo lies on your palm and waits to be installed anywhere, anywhere, so you can finally reach orgasm.
Now, the question is, “where do I mount this so I can finally say ‘look ma, no hands!”?
Why Do You Need to Try Using Suction Cup Dildos?
It’s perfect for lazy people
With suction cup dildos, our fantasies are now a reality. We can get pleased without moving that much. We can just stick ‘em and fuck ‘em. It’s that simple!
You use it for some do-it-yourself fun so you have to insert it, twist and turn it inside to maximize the pleasure. And this is fine. This is a great way to enjoy dildos but sometimes, we just want a little more natural. Something we can use to replace a man's penis without having to keep it on and outside of you all the time. This is where suction cup dildos win our hearts.
We don't need to do it to enjoy it. We just glued it to any number of surfaces-locked doors, toilets, floors, chairs, and it seemed like a good place to mess up with a suction cup dildo everywhere. You just need to stick to it, jump on it, and ride it to heaven!
You can use it with other toys!
In case you haven’t heard, most women don’t orgasm from penetration alone. Majority of women need some form of clitoral stimulation to reach their climax. As such, women need a variety or a combination of insertion and clitoral stimulation.
For real dicks, this can be difficult because they can only do penetrating parts. However, with a suction cup dildo you have some hands-free fun, so you can treat your clitoris with your other hand. With a sucker dildo, you can place it on any surface of your choice. You can then use your other hand for other stimuli. Stroke your breasts or use bullets with a dildo to vibrate. The world is your oyster! Feel free to mix and match everything!
Admit it. You’ve also had some threesome fantasies in your lifetime. You desire that additional person to fulfill extra pleasures for you. But many couples find it hard to “share” their partners with an extra person. With a suction cup dildo, you won’t have to face such a dilemma. You can have experience what it feels to be in a threesome without actually needing any other person than your partner. Imagine all the combinations and possibilities! You can mix vaginal penetration with some oral sex or you can even go for dual penetration. Your options are endless!
With so many toys available in the market, you can choose what type of feel you want for your toys. That’s the case for vibrators and other dildos. But with suction cups, most often than not, they’re made from realistic material. They’re made to look and feel real to imitate the real thing. Some suction cups are rigid, others are soft but most of them have realistic textures to capture that “authentic” feeling of getting penetrated.
Suction cup dildos are the perfect practice partners
Remember when we were virgins and had no experience when it comes to sex and whatsoever and we’d practice our first kiss on our arms? Yep. Suction cup dildos are like that. We want to be the best lovers that we can be. We want to please our partners until they orgasm. But at the same time, we’re also human. We also want to know what pleases us and how we can be pleased the best. With suction cup dildos, you’re free to experiment with different moves and thrusts. You can just stick them on any kind of surface and you can ride them whenever and however you want. Not only can you practice, but you’ll also enjoy yourself in the process!
Here are the Best Surfaces and Positions for Your Suction Cup Dildo
The Standing Doggy / Cowgirl Position
Surface: The Ab Bench
Dildo Position: Diagonal
Position: The Standing Doggy / Cowgirl Position
I’m not sure how many of you have ab benches at home, but if you’re like me, an ab perfectionist, as well as just a regular horny girl, this is one of the best surfaces where you can mount the suction cup dildo and fuck yourself comfortably. Simply mount it on a comfortable level where you can squat, and then fuck yourself standing doggy style. You can also try doing a cowgirl position in this one, as there will be no hassle to how you will position your legs on either side.
Surface: The Bed Headboard
Dildo Position: Horizontal
Position: Doggy Style
The most common of all, even in masturbation porn. This seems like a pretty easy position until you finally do it yourself. It is a very comfortable position for your palms and knees, but really quite difficult when you’re adjusting to your hole’s level. My suggestion: stick the suction cup dildo in your vagina or ass first, and then stick it on the board while it’s still inside you. This way, it will be on the perfect height once you start humping on your own. Think of it as the “stick the tail to the donkey” kind of game, while trying to find the comfortable height.
Do note, that although it looks really easy on porn, it actually feels really tricky when you’re already humping the suction cup dildo. You have to find the right stance in doggy, as well as the right force in humping, or else, you’ll find yourself toppling down your bed, as if you got pushed from your ass. Remember Newton’s third law: every action has an equal and opposite reaction. So however hard you hump with your butt, that’s how hard you’ll be pushed forward, too.
Surface: The Bathtub Side
Dildo Position: Horizontal
Position: The Baptism
This one is fairly easy, as the only thing you’ll do is glide. What you do is stick the suction cup dildo on the inside-side of the bathtub, leveling your hole. Once it is mounted, you can finally let it slide its way in and out of you, while you are submerged in warm bath water, and bubbles. This one would probably remind you of all the times you did it with someone in the bathtub or pool. This time though, you’re finally going to climax (lol).
The 45-degree angle
Surface: Edge of Leather Sofa
Dildo Position: Vertical
Position: The 45-degree angle
Once the suction cup dildo is mounted, kneel one knee on the floor and prop the other on the sofa seat and start fucking. You can do this position and practice your twerking skills. Make sure, like the doggy style, that you find your right balance and force here. While it may give good traction and groove on your genitals, this could also hurt you if you won’t be careful. I should give a warning that stretching would be a good thing before trying this position, as it can easily give you cramps, depending on how deep you thrust.
Dildo Position: Vertical
Position: The Octopussy
This is probably the most convenient of all. No need for anything except the suction cup dildo itself. Just prop it up the floor and saddle. Support your leg sprawl with your palms and imitate an octopus while thrusting.
Suction Cup Dildos are a must-have!
In case you’re still not an owner of any suction cup dildo, now might be the best time to rethink your choices. Suction cup dildos provide the best hands-free experience when it comes to your bedroom play. They look and feel like a real thing. Plus, you can position suction cup dildos anywhere if you’re just adventurous enough. If you don’t own one now, you better consider getting one because I’m telling you, you’re missing all the fun!